Your guide to fake TV!
Hello folks, Jesse “The Newsman” Ventura here to PILE drive some news into your weak little minds. A company in WISCONSIN has announced that its employees will have an “option” to receive an RFID IMPLANT between their index finger and thumb. According to Three Square MARKET, the company in question, the CHIPS will offer employees … Continue reading Breaking News: Invasion of the Cybermen
Hello COMRADES, it’s Jesse “The Newsman” Ventura here again to DELIVER you the latest HARD HITTING news. On Sunday July 2, Donald Trump, the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, retweeted a video of him wrestling the CNN in a no-holds-barred fight. First of ALL, if THIS video were real—which I’ll get to inna MINUTE—it would … Continue reading Breaking News: Trump Wrestles CNN?
Hello FOLKS, Jesse "The Newsman" Ventura HERE. As you may have HEARD, I have taken up a job at RT. Let me ADDRESS your concerns here before I get to today’s news. First of all, just because I WORK for a Russian propaganda network, that doesn’t mean I am a STOOGE of VLADimir PUTIN. I … Continue reading Breaking News: Vladimir Putin and Sandwich Balloons
Kevin and his new clients Raj and Sheldon go out to the desert and catch a glimpse of the mysterious figure who captured Leonard. When Kevin notices Raj’s strange reaction to seeing the figure’s face, his investigation changes its focus to Raj’s recent past. Meanwhile back home, Jack investigates Chale’s gambling habits.
Leonard and Sheldon go to the desert for a “business” deal when they encounter a mysterious being with a familiar face (played by guest star Jaleel White). When the being grabs Leonard and disappears, Sheldon rushes home to tell the rest of the Big Bang Gang™. After a failed attempt to locate their friend, they … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Kevin Xenogamy”
Kevin has the guys over for the Super Bowl when he discovers something in the couch cushion: a bag of marijuana drugs. The hunt is now on to find the culprit. He begins by testing each of his friends until he can clear them as suspects. Chale is tied to a chair when the mob … Continue reading REWIND: Kevin Can Wait, “Go Ask Sara”
[Bing Bang Boom will be taking the week off while I finish packing and moving into a new house. Please enjoy these classic episodes in the meantime. Who knows, they may be relevant to what's coming up next week...] The government is after Raj again now that he inadvertently revealed to the gang and the … Continue reading REWIND: Big Bang Theory, “The Conspiracy Theory of Thermodynamics”
Having spent all of his inheritance on a new state-of-the-art surveillance drone, Kevin has decided to dedicate his free time to vigilante justice by opening up his own detective agency. Things take a turn to the strange when his drone is intercepted by what appears to be an alien. Kevin shows the video footage to … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “Kevin, the Night Stalker”
Leonard needs to go on a road trip out to the country to pick up some supplies for his secret new business, but is afraid to go alone, so he enlists the help of Raj, Sheldon, and Howard. With the gaggle of nerds piled into the RV, they head out to the country. Sheldon refuses … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Malice Destruction”
Hello FOLKS, this is Jesse “The Newsman” Ventura bringing you nothing but the REAL news, not that fake CRAP delivered to you by none other than the Rothschilds themselves. Our brother Chris Berman is TAKING some TIME off while he copes with a personal TRAGEDY. I believe THAT was a political hit by the DNC … Continue reading Breaking News w/Jesse “The Newsman” Ventura: #covfefe
Kevin has a moral dilemma as he inherits a million dollars from his long lost uncle’s estate. Kendra tries to convince Kevin to open a new not-for-profit and to name Chale as its CEO. Donna wants Kevin to buy a mansion. Kevin seeks the advice of his uncle’s ghost to figure out what to do. Dan Akroyd … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “Mo Money, Mo Kevin”
Sheldon and Amy ponder the future of their relationship when Sheldon’s mother Mary (Laurie Metcalf) shows up uninvited with a surprise guest: her new husband! Meanwhile, Leonard’s downward spiral into a deep depression leads to him buying the RV from Breaking Bad. John Goodman guest stars as Mary’s new husband Dan.
The family is all gathered in the assembly hall to watch Sara read her poem in front of the whole school. Just as she steps up to the microphone, Kevin accidentally lets out a huge fart causing the crowd to erupt in stench-soaked laughter. Sara rips up her poem and runs home crying. No longer … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “The Fart of the Deal”
Look out folks, this one is a doozy! HuffPost is reporting that a jury has convicted Desiree “Let’s Go to the” Fairooz for laughing during the Jeff “Studio” Sessions's confirmation hearing when it was said that Sessions treats people equally and fairly, even if they aren’t racially white. Whoop whoop! Not sure why they’ve asked … Continue reading Breaking News w/Chris Berman: Jury Convicts Woman for Laughing at Jeff Sessions
When Raj’s new internet meme makes a big splash on Reddigg, he enlists the help of the Potato Penny to monetize it through merchandising. The Big Bang Gang™ wears Raj and Penny’s meme shirts to the March for Science as a marketing opportunity, but discover that a group of alt-right anti-protestors has adopted the meme. … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Memetic Marketization”
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