Breaking News w/Chris Berman: ESPN Announces Mass Layoffs

My employers at ESPN are rumblin’, stumblin’, and bumblin’ with their announcement of massive layoffs. Included in the cut are Jay “Stick In My” Crawford, Ed “Mark My” Werder, Trent “Kosher” Dilfer, and the entire frozen tundra of the NHL department. During the Stanley Cup playoff season, no less! Whoop whoop! Swami sayz this is … Continue reading Breaking News w/Chris Berman: ESPN Announces Mass Layoffs

Big Bang Theory, “The Matrimonial Bifurcation”

The Potato Penny and Leonard’s failed couple’s therapy sessions have led the two to call it quits. Instead of using the government-sanctioned judicial system to dissolve their partnership, The Potato Penny takes Leonard to Judge Judy’s courtroom. Being that Judge Judy is 1/8th potato on her paternal grandmother’s side, Leonard fears the impartiality of the judgement. … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Matrimonial Bifurcation”

Big Bang Theory, “The STEM-Tuber Solution”

Amy tells Leonard that she may have stumbled upon a potential cure for Tubercellulosis—the genetic mutation that plagues the Potato Penny. When Leonard tells the Potato Penny the “great” news, she responds negatively, insisting that she doesn’t want a “cure” as there is nothing wrong with her current state. Sheldon, Raj, and Howard mistakenly go … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The STEM-Tuber Solution”