Breaking News w/Chris Berman: ESPN Announces Mass Layoffs

My employers at ESPN are rumblin’, stumblin’, and bumblin’ with their announcement of massive layoffs. Included in the cut are Jay “Stick In My” Crawford, Ed “Mark My” Werder, Trent “Kosher” Dilfer, and the entire frozen tundra of the NHL department. During the Stanley Cup playoff season, no less! Whoop whoop! Swami sayz this is … Continue reading Breaking News w/Chris Berman: ESPN Announces Mass Layoffs

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Big Bang Theory, “The Cult Culture”

With his powers growing ever stronger, Howard convinces himself that he is not that of man, but rather a god. He forms a new religious cult, which Sheldon only joins when Howard insists that all incantations be recited in Klingon. When the Potato Penny joins the religion, Leonard follows suit in a desperate attempt to … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Cult Culture”

Kevin Can Wait, “NYPD Blues”

Kevin feels down in the dumps when he finds out that he wasn’t invited to the annual Policeman’s Ball. When Kendra sees Kevin moping around, she decides to cattle prod Chale until he asks Kevin to go fishing with him. As their sailboat gets stuck in the middle of the lake due to a lack … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “NYPD Blues”

Big Bang Theory, “The Matrimonial Bifurcation”

The Potato Penny and Leonard’s failed couple’s therapy sessions have led the two to call it quits. Instead of using the government-sanctioned judicial system to dissolve their partnership, The Potato Penny takes Leonard to Judge Judy’s courtroom. Being that Judge Judy is 1/8th potato on her paternal grandmother’s side, Leonard fears the impartiality of the judgement. … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Matrimonial Bifurcation”

Kevin Can Wait, “United We Stand”

It’s a packed house at Enzo’s, and Kendra needs to grab a bite to eat during her lunch break. Understanding her plight, Enzo asks for volunteers to give up their table so that Kendra, his employee, can eat some pizza without being inconvenienced. When nobody volunteers, Enzo tasks Kevin to randomly select a patron to … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “United We Stand”

Big Bang Theory, “The STEM-Tuber Solution”

Amy tells Leonard that she may have stumbled upon a potential cure for Tubercellulosis—the genetic mutation that plagues the Potato Penny. When Leonard tells the Potato Penny the “great” news, she responds negatively, insisting that she doesn’t want a “cure” as there is nothing wrong with her current state. Sheldon, Raj, and Howard mistakenly go … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The STEM-Tuber Solution”