The reanimated cremains of host James Corden welcomes the next 6 totally famous undercover celebrities—this time disguised as Broccoli, OxyContin® Bottle, Racist Caricature That We’ve Had to Blur Out During Editing, Robot, Grampa, and Hot Dog—as they face off in the second dessert battle of the season! Broccoli and the Racist Caricature each made a … Continue reading The Masked Chef, “Two Sugars…Please”
The Young Sheldon is excited for his senior year, but his ego takes a big hit when he discovers that the new kid Young Larry is, perhaps, even smarter at physics than he is! As the two compete for the affection of their teacher, they accidentally create a time vortex that transports them all the … Continue reading Young Sheldon, “Senior-bazinga-itis”
Bouncing straight to Disney+ is a brand new Gummi Bears adventure. The bears you remember are back, but this time, they’re all grown up and totally self aware! Cubbi (voiced by Chris Pratt) is now a thirty-something living in a disaster of a bachelor pad. Sunni (voiced by Zendaya) stops by his flophouse to inform … Continue reading Gummi Bears Bounce Back, Disney+ Exclusive
Listen up, ya bunch of Knotheads and Sour Patch Kids! Do you like what I did there? I pretended as though my nickname for you, dear fans of mine, was an insult. It’s not, though. You wear it as a badge of honor. Put that on your resumés. Write on the top of it, “Proud … Continue reading Twitter & Torn
It’s a new school year, which means it’s parent-teacher night! The Young Sheldon is excited to show off his new teachers to his parents, but there’s just one problem: his alcoholic father shows up completely drunk! His dad’s drunken antics cause Young Sheldon’s classmates to laugh at him, hold him upside down, and shake out … Continue reading Young Sheldon, “I Accuse My Bazingas!”
The first 6 totally famous undercover celebrities—Barnacle, Toothpaste, Dog, Ground Beef, Toilet, and Disaffected Youth—must face off in the Certified Organic Culinary Kitchen in the most intense amateur cooking competition in the world! These 6 real celebrities must prepare a show-stopping dessert for the panel judges (Ken Jeong, Ruben Studdard, Carmen Electra, and Sandra Lee) … Continue reading The Masked Chef, “Blind Bake”
Hey all you Knotheads, Sour Patch Kids, Cool Cats, and the Nation of Taylor, it is I, Corey Taylor—man of many talents. I have a new update for you! Yeah, it’s been a while, so what? This website hasn’t had any updates in a while. Does that make it somehow my fault? I don’t see … Continue reading Psychosocial Distancing
Kevin regrets his trip to the woods as he floats in a void of despair after the shadowy figure removed Kevin from existence. His internal monologues of shame are punctuated by flashes of an existence he never knew wherein he delivered parcels for a package delivery company.
With his detective agency shut down, and more and more of Kevin’s reality in shambles, he makes a last-ditch effort to return things to the way they used to be by venturing off into the woods where a cabin is said to appear every full moon. Kevin enters the cabin and speaks to the shadowy … Continue reading KCW, s3e1 “Kevin Canned Wait”
Corey Taylor comments on Metallica's 500 weeks on the Billboard Top 200
When an interracial lesbian couple moves in across the street, Roseanne turns into a literal pile of shit. She slurms her way over to their house to hurl insults at them while the laugh track encourages the TV-viewing audience at home to reward this repugnant behavior with laughter. Later, Dan surprises Roseanne by trading in … Continue reading Roseanne, “Heavy-Handed Horse-Pucky”
Howard is back together with his recently resurrected wife, and things are going great...until he accidentally crushes his genitals in her new Juicio™ juice pressing machine. Luckily for Howard, his upper middle class white privilege put him at the top of the genital transplant recipient list. When he notices that the penis he chose from … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Cold-Pressed Transplantation”
Dear White People continues to impress me with its second season.
After a couple of popular kids get busted for posting a "most hated" list in the school, Young Sheldon feels even more like an outcast when he notices that his name isn't on the list. He goes to drown his sorrows in ice cream when the scooper (guest star Henry Rollins) gives him some sage … Continue reading Young Sheldon, “All the Other Kids with the Pumped Up Bazingas”
What is the purpose of a remake, beyond milking an established work for more money? More often than not, you are better off just watching the original. There are exceptions, of course. David Cronenberg’s The Fly is, in many ways, superior to the original. It pulled this off by taking the general premise from a … Continue reading Bing Bang Review—Day of the Dead: Bloodline
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