Bing Bang Review—Downsizing

It is true that I went into the movie Downsizing wearing a shirt that declared, “I hate the movie Downsizing.” It is also true that I sold these shirts to the friends with whom I saw this movie. At the time of having these shirts printed up, my hatred of the film extended only to … Continue reading Bing Bang Review—Downsizing

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Live & Uncensored: What a Shithole!

Knotheads, Sour Patch Kids, Cult of Corey, and anyone else who might be reading, it is I—the Great Corey Taylor—here to dispense my thoughts and wisdom on you. You see, as a celebrity rockstar rock god, it is my moral obligation to dedicate at least part of my very busy schedule to inform the uneducated … Continue reading Live & Uncensored: What a Shithole!

Young Sheldon, “Green Around the Bazingas”

A scheduled visit from Meemaw is cancelled when she comes down with flu. Young Sheldon takes it upon himself to care for his granny while she recovers. When he tries to whip her up a batch of fresh French onion soup, he horribly burns his hand. He tries to hide his injury from Meemaw, but … Continue reading Young Sheldon, “Green Around the Bazingas”

Big Bang Theory, “The Herd Separation”

When the Big Bang Gang™ attends the midnight release of the new Star Wars® movie, the group is split on how to feel about it. Leonard and Howard both say it was the worst movie ever made, whereas Raj and Amy counter their opinion by saying that it was the best movie ever made. Sheldmond—the … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Herd Separation”

Bing Bang Review—Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Killer Mutant Snowman

Recently, Amazon added its Prime app to the Apple TV, which greatly increased the amount of content that I could view without having to pay additional money. Since I must have wished upon a monkey’s paw, that came with a horrible catch: limitless access to unnecessary sequels to crap movies. Since I must suffer through … Continue reading Bing Bang Review—Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Killer Mutant Snowman

Breaking News: Forest of Illusions

Hello again disciples of truth, it is I, Jesse “The Newsman” Ventura here again to CLOBBER your face and ribs with my biceps of truth and mitts of RAW strength. This past WEEK, some kid called Logan Paul ALLEGEDLY went to Aokigahara (aka The SEA of Trees) and filmed a YouTube video of himself making … Continue reading Breaking News: Forest of Illusions

Live & Uncensored: “In the Weeds”

Hey Knotheads, Sour Patch Kids, and other fans of the Corey Taylor multiverse, it’s me, Corey Taylor—the lead singer and vocalist of such bands as Slipknot, Stone Sour, the Corey Taylor Experience, and Led Zeppelin (in this comic book I wrote and illustrated in a dream I had last night). As some of you might … Continue reading Live & Uncensored: “In the Weeds”

Young Sheldon, “Sing Us a Song, You’re the Bazinga Man”

A door-to-door salesman comes to the Cooper residence and convinces Young Sheldon’s mother Mary to sign him up for piano lessons. Young Sheldon initially finds the idea of music to be stupid and pointless, but when his instructor (guest star Kate Mulgrew) tells him that it’s just an applied form of math, he gains a … Continue reading Young Sheldon, “Sing Us a Song, You’re the Bazinga Man”

Bar Rescue, “Emergency Rescue”

When Jon Taffer suffers a massive heart attack, he is rushed to the hospital. But just because his body is struggling to stay alive, that doesn’t mean his mission to save American businesses from decay will cease. On the ambulance ride to the ER, Taffer criticizes not only the driver for not using a state-of-the-art … Continue reading Bar Rescue, “Emergency Rescue”