Howard receives tickets to a football game from his boss at work, and forces his friends to go with him. Raj finds himself strangely engaged with the game, and gets into a fight with fan from the opposing team. Leonard struggles to figure out the rules to the game, and makes fun of everyone around … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Sportsball Exhibition”
It’s the day of the big science fair, and Young Sheldon is all prepared to win the day. There’s just one thing—Young Sheldon woke up with a horrible illness. Forced to get some bed rest by his mother, Young Sheldon schemes to sneak out of bed and make it to the science fair…just as soon … Continue reading Young Sheldon, “A Case of the Bazingas”
Hey Knotheads and other fiendish readers, Corey Taylor here to set the record straight. Okay, so like, as you have already heard because my fans are the smartest, most well-educated music fans on this planet, Donald Trump, or as I like to call him, “Mr. Dumb Dumb Head,” used an ethnic slur toward American Indians … Continue reading Live & Uncensored: Trumpahontas
Hello FOLKS, Jesse “The Newsman” Ventura here to crush your brainwashed minds with my MIGHTY THIGHS of truth. While you were PROBably busy stuffing GMO giblets into the desecrated ORIFICES of your antiBIOTIC-injected holiday turkeys, I was busy researching our IMMINENT doom. It used-ta be that on the Friday AFTER Thanksgiving, sovereign AMERICAN CITIZENS would … Continue reading Breaking News: Cybernetic Monday
It’s Black Friday, and Kevin and the family head to the mall for some shopping. When a crazed shopper tramples Sara, Kevin tasers the man and discovers a small parasite attached to the back of his neck. Perhaps theres a little more to the shopping mania than just modest savings on everyday goods. … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “Paint It Black—Friday!”
Not wanting to slip back into his murderous impersonation of his mother, Howard suggests the whole Big Bang Gang™ get together for a Friendsgiving. Amy takes this opportunity to cook up a vegan Turducken she engineered by combining the genes of a turkey and a duck, and replacing their proteins with that from soy beans. … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Friendsgiving Experimentation”
When Young Sheldon dresses as a pilgrim on the last day of school before Thanksgiving break, some bullies shove him into a locker and flush his hat down a toilet. At dinner the following night, Young Sheldon gets to break the wishbone with his father. When he gets the bigger piece, the little genius wishes … Continue reading Young Sheldon, “Bazing-obble gobble!”
The Young Sheldon develops a crush on Becky Liebowicz from Poetry class. When he asks her out to the Homecoming dance by reciting a poem about cats, she informs him that she already has a date. After some advice from his alcoholic father, Young Sheldon enacts Plan B—take another girl to the dance to make … Continue reading Young Sheldon, “Superstition, Bazinga, and Jealousy”
It’s the big chili cook off and Raj hopes to win the prize for the hottest pot. Raj steals some plutonium from the Libyans and puts it in the chili, which scalds Howard’s throat, leaving him unable to speak right before his big work presentation. The two scheme to hide Raj in the lectern and … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Presentation Impersonationing”
When the star of a popular political thriller’s teenage boy pages keep mysteriously disappearing, Kevin decides to go undercover to investigate the case. Landing an acting role under the assumed name “Kevin James”, Kevin puts his sleuthing skills to the test and discovers that the actor may be an inter-dimensional space monster.
Kevin’s grasp on reality continues to crumble as he hears grumbling in the basement. When he grabs his pistol and heads down, he discovers an old man (played by guest star Jerry Stiller) who claims to be his father-in-law.
When the Chunky Burger brings back its Cantonese-flavored Chicken Dunklet sauce for one day only, the Big Bang Gang™ piles into Raj’s van and heads out for some nugs. When they get there and find out that the sauce is sold out, Leonard nerd rages himself into an online campaign against the company. Meanwhile, The … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Sauce Delirium”
Young Sheldon tries to impress a group of teenagers from school by stealing a Betamax tape from the corner video store. While his classmates are thrilled, Young Sheldon is filled with immense guilt. When he tells his father, his dad gives him a stern lecture about the time he stole a man’s blood in Vietnam.