Breaking News w/Jesse “The Newsman” Ventura: #covfefe

Hello FOLKS, this is Jesse “The Newsman” Ventura bringing you nothing but the REAL news, not that fake CRAP delivered to you by none other than the Rothschilds themselves. Our brother Chris Berman is TAKING some TIME off while he copes with a personal TRAGEDY. I believe THAT was a political hit by the DNC … Continue reading Breaking News w/Jesse “The Newsman” Ventura: #covfefe

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Kevin Can Wait, “Mo Money, Mo Kevin”

Kevin has a moral dilemma as he inherits a million dollars from his long lost uncle’s estate. Kendra tries to convince Kevin to open a new not-for-profit and to name Chale as its CEO. Donna wants Kevin to buy a mansion. Kevin seeks the advice of his uncle’s ghost to figure out what to do. Dan Akroyd … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “Mo Money, Mo Kevin”

Big Bang Theory, “The Nuclear Family Expansion”

Sheldon and Amy ponder the future of their relationship when Sheldon’s mother Mary (Laurie Metcalf) shows up uninvited with a surprise guest: her new husband! Meanwhile, Leonard’s downward spiral into a deep depression leads to him buying the RV from Breaking Bad. John Goodman guest stars as Mary’s new husband Dan.

Kevin Can Wait, “The Fart of the Deal”

The family is all gathered in the assembly hall to watch Sara read her poem in front of the whole school. Just as she steps up to the microphone, Kevin accidentally lets out a huge fart causing the crowd to erupt in stench-soaked laughter. Sara rips up her poem and runs home crying. No longer … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “The Fart of the Deal”

Breaking News w/Chris Berman: Jury Convicts Woman for Laughing at Jeff Sessions

Look out folks, this one is a doozy! HuffPost is reporting that a jury has convicted Desiree “Let’s Go to the” Fairooz for laughing during the Jeff “Studio” Sessions's confirmation hearing when it was said that Sessions treats people equally and fairly, even if they aren’t racially white. Whoop whoop! Not sure why they’ve asked … Continue reading Breaking News w/Chris Berman: Jury Convicts Woman for Laughing at Jeff Sessions

Big Bang Theory, “The Memetic Marketization”

When Raj’s new internet meme makes a big splash on Reddigg, he enlists the help of the Potato Penny to monetize it through merchandising. The Big Bang Gang™ wears Raj and Penny’s meme shirts to the March for Science as a marketing opportunity, but discover that a group of alt-right anti-protestors has adopted the meme. … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Memetic Marketization”