Roseanne, “Heavy-Handed Horse-Pucky”

When an interracial lesbian couple moves in across the street, Roseanne turns into a literal pile of shit. She slurms her way over to their house to hurl insults at them while the laugh track encourages the TV-viewing audience at home to reward this repugnant behavior with laughter. Later, Dan surprises Roseanne by trading in their car for a Subaru Legacy. Initially, she refuses to acknowledge it, instead making racist jokes about the Japanese, but when Dan shows her all of its bells and whistles, she agrees to give it a test drive. She accepts the foreign car after it’s proven its usefulness to her, but her shitty hands lose grip of the wheel causing them to crash. Her Legacy is tarnished, and she’s still a humongous piece of shit.

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