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September 15-17 Friday MTV Unplugged, MTV MTV dusts off another relic from its past: MTV Unplugged—the show where bands strip away the frills of electricity and deliver an intimate acoustic performance. Kicking off the latest reboot of the show is musical legend Skrillex. Watch and listen as he recreates his classics without the use of … Continue reading Coming up next… (7/15-7/17)
In the first team challenge of the season, the Red Team™ and the Blue Team™ must prepare a MasterChef®-quality meal for the local chapter of the Knights of Columbus. While Team Captain Mildred and the Red Team™ struggle getting their savory gelatin to set and stop murdering MasterChef® crew members, Team Captain Ancel and the … Continue reading MasterChef Senior, “Aqua Team Hunger Force”
Hello again MAGGOTS, it’s your ol’ PAL Jesse “The Newsman” Ventura here break some NEWS into your body. United States scientists have successfully MODIFIED the DNA of a VIAble human embryo using some thing called CRISPR. No folks, that ain’t no dating APP for fans of George Hamilton. No, it’s SOMEthing FAR more nefarious. While … Continue reading Breaking News: The Atomic Supermen
Kevin and his new clients Raj and Sheldon go out to the desert and catch a glimpse of the mysterious figure who captured Leonard. When Kevin notices Raj’s strange reaction to seeing the figure’s face, his investigation changes its focus to Raj’s recent past. Meanwhile back home, Jack investigates Chale’s gambling habits.
[Bing Bang Boom will be taking the week off while I finish packing and moving into a new house. Please enjoy these classic episodes in the meantime. Who knows, they may be relevant to what's coming up next week...] The government is after Raj again now that he inadvertently revealed to the gang and the … Continue reading REWIND: Big Bang Theory, “The Conspiracy Theory of Thermodynamics”
Having spent all of his inheritance on a new state-of-the-art surveillance drone, Kevin has decided to dedicate his free time to vigilante justice by opening up his own detective agency. Things take a turn to the strange when his drone is intercepted by what appears to be an alien. Kevin shows the video footage to … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “Kevin, the Night Stalker”
Leonard needs to go on a road trip out to the country to pick up some supplies for his secret new business, but is afraid to go alone, so he enlists the help of Raj, Sheldon, and Howard. With the gaggle of nerds piled into the RV, they head out to the country. Sheldon refuses … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Malice Destruction”
Kevin has a moral dilemma as he inherits a million dollars from his long lost uncle’s estate. Kendra tries to convince Kevin to open a new not-for-profit and to name Chale as its CEO. Donna wants Kevin to buy a mansion. Kevin seeks the advice of his uncle’s ghost to figure out what to do. Dan Akroyd … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “Mo Money, Mo Kevin”
The family is all gathered in the assembly hall to watch Sara read her poem in front of the whole school. Just as she steps up to the microphone, Kevin accidentally lets out a huge fart causing the crowd to erupt in stench-soaked laughter. Sara rips up her poem and runs home crying. No longer … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “The Fart of the Deal”
Look out folks, this one is a doozy! HuffPost is reporting that a jury has convicted Desiree “Let’s Go to the” Fairooz for laughing during the Jeff “Studio” Sessions's confirmation hearing when it was said that Sessions treats people equally and fairly, even if they aren’t racially white. Whoop whoop! Not sure why they’ve asked … Continue reading Breaking News w/Chris Berman: Jury Convicts Woman for Laughing at Jeff Sessions
When Raj’s new internet meme makes a big splash on Reddigg, he enlists the help of the Potato Penny to monetize it through merchandising. The Big Bang Gang™ wears Raj and Penny’s meme shirts to the March for Science as a marketing opportunity, but discover that a group of alt-right anti-protestors has adopted the meme. … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Memetic Marketization”
My employers at ESPN are rumblin’, stumblin’, and bumblin’ with their announcement of massive layoffs. Included in the cut are Jay “Stick In My” Crawford, Ed “Mark My” Werder, Trent “Kosher” Dilfer, and the entire frozen tundra of the NHL department. During the Stanley Cup playoff season, no less! Whoop whoop! Swami sayz this is … Continue reading Breaking News w/Chris Berman: ESPN Announces Mass Layoffs
With his powers growing ever stronger, Howard convinces himself that he is not that of man, but rather a god. He forms a new religious cult, which Sheldon only joins when Howard insists that all incantations be recited in Klingon. When the Potato Penny joins the religion, Leonard follows suit in a desperate attempt to … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Cult Culture”
Kevin feels down in the dumps when he finds out that he wasn’t invited to the annual Policeman’s Ball. When Kendra sees Kevin moping around, she decides to cattle prod Chale until he asks Kevin to go fishing with him. As their sailboat gets stuck in the middle of the lake due to a lack … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “NYPD Blues”
The Potato Penny and Leonard’s failed couple’s therapy sessions have led the two to call it quits. Instead of using the government-sanctioned judicial system to dissolve their partnership, The Potato Penny takes Leonard to Judge Judy’s courtroom. Being that Judge Judy is 1/8th potato on her paternal grandmother’s side, Leonard fears the impartiality of the judgement. … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Matrimonial Bifurcation”
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