With Donna back home in the body of the family dog, Kevin decides to seek out some human companionship. Kendra tells Kevin about the dating app Tindr, where upon he discovers a date that he suspects to be the specter of Amelia Earhart.
Tag: satire
Kevin Can Wait, “Donna of the Dead”
An unfortunate accident at the anvil company leaves Donna dead, and the Gable family coming to grips with life without her. Chale and Kendra focus on the funeral arrangements while Kevin sets his sights on a local voodoo death cult that claims to know a way to bring Donna back from the dead.
Big Bang Theory, “The Crossover Contamination”
Picking up at last season’s cliffhanger where Raj revealed that Cousin Leroy descended from the cosmos and abducted Leonard, the Big Bang Gang™ draws straws to determine who must go into orbit and retrieve their friend. When Sheldon draws the short straw, he finds that his journey into space is a bigger adventure than he … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Crossover Contamination”
MasterChef Senior, “Eatsa Pizza”
It’s time for a team challenge! The producers forgot that they did one last week, but so did the octogenarian competitors, so it all worked out. This week’s challenge sees the Red Team™ take on the Blue Team™ in a Pizza Challenge® for a bunch of screaming children. Blue Team™ member Blanch loses her dentures … Continue reading MasterChef Senior, “Eatsa Pizza”
Coming Up Next…
Welcome to this new feature. In today's crazy-a-go-go world, it can be easy to miss out on good TV during the weekend. Fret not! Coming Up Next... is here to highlight some good stuff that will be airing throughout the weekend. Enjoy! September 8-10 Friday Real Time with Bill Maher, HBO Bill Maher makes tired jokes … Continue reading Coming Up Next…
MasterChef Senior, “Aqua Team Hunger Force”
In the first team challenge of the season, the Red Team™ and the Blue Team™ must prepare a MasterChef®-quality meal for the local chapter of the Knights of Columbus. While Team Captain Mildred and the Red Team™ struggle getting their savory gelatin to set and stop murdering MasterChef® crew members, Team Captain Ancel and the … Continue reading MasterChef Senior, “Aqua Team Hunger Force”
Quest for the Apron, Pt. 2
The remaining octogenarians compete for the remaining 12 spots in the MasterChef kitchen. Today's retirement home cooks must cook to the death in an assortment of challenges involving prunes, hard candy, and getting home in time to catch the Wheel.
MasterChef Senior, “Quest for the Apron, Pt. 1”
In this series premiere, 20 octogenarians compete for 8 of the Top 20 spots in the MasterChef® Kitchen™ for a chance to win the MasterChef® Trophy™ and a year’s supply of batteries from the Duracell® corporation and hard candy from the Ferrara Candy Company®. Before they can get their white apron, these retirement home cooks … Continue reading MasterChef Senior, “Quest for the Apron, Pt. 1”
Breaking News: The Atomic Supermen
Hello again MAGGOTS, it’s your ol’ PAL Jesse “The Newsman” Ventura here break some NEWS into your body. United States scientists have successfully MODIFIED the DNA of a VIAble human embryo using some thing called CRISPR. No folks, that ain’t no dating APP for fans of George Hamilton. No, it’s SOMEthing FAR more nefarious. While … Continue reading Breaking News: The Atomic Supermen
Breaking News: Trump Wrestles CNN?
Hello COMRADES, it’s Jesse “The Newsman” Ventura here again to DELIVER you the latest HARD HITTING news. On Sunday July 2, Donald Trump, the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, retweeted a video of him wrestling the CNN in a no-holds-barred fight. First of ALL, if THIS video were real—which I’ll get to inna MINUTE—it would … Continue reading Breaking News: Trump Wrestles CNN?
Kevin Can Wait, “Break On Through to the Other Show”
Kevin and his new clients Raj and Sheldon go out to the desert and catch a glimpse of the mysterious figure who captured Leonard. When Kevin notices Raj’s strange reaction to seeing the figure’s face, his investigation changes its focus to Raj’s recent past. Meanwhile back home, Jack investigates Chale’s gambling habits.
Big Bang Theory, “The Kevin Xenogamy”
Leonard and Sheldon go to the desert for a “business” deal when they encounter a mysterious being with a familiar face (played by guest star Jaleel White). When the being grabs Leonard and disappears, Sheldon rushes home to tell the rest of the Big Bang Gang™. After a failed attempt to locate their friend, they … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Kevin Xenogamy”
REWIND: Kevin Can Wait, “Go Ask Sara”
Kevin has the guys over for the Super Bowl when he discovers something in the couch cushion: a bag of marijuana drugs. The hunt is now on to find the culprit. He begins by testing each of his friends until he can clear them as suspects. Chale is tied to a chair when the mob … Continue reading REWIND: Kevin Can Wait, “Go Ask Sara”
REWIND: Big Bang Theory, “The Conspiracy Theory of Thermodynamics”
[Bing Bang Boom will be taking the week off while I finish packing and moving into a new house. Please enjoy these classic episodes in the meantime. Who knows, they may be relevant to what's coming up next week...] The government is after Raj again now that he inadvertently revealed to the gang and the … Continue reading REWIND: Big Bang Theory, “The Conspiracy Theory of Thermodynamics”
Kevin Can Wait, “Kevin, the Night Stalker”
Having spent all of his inheritance on a new state-of-the-art surveillance drone, Kevin has decided to dedicate his free time to vigilante justice by opening up his own detective agency. Things take a turn to the strange when his drone is intercepted by what appears to be an alien. Kevin shows the video footage to … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “Kevin, the Night Stalker”













