Hey all you Knotheads, Sour Patch Kids, Cool Cats, and the Nation of Taylor, it is I, Corey Taylor—man of many talents. I have a new update for you! Yeah, it’s been a while, so what? This website hasn’t had any updates in a while. Does that make it somehow my fault? I don’t see … Continue reading Psychosocial Distancing
The Potato Penny and Leonard give this whole relationship thing another go, but there’s a catch: this time their relationship is open! The Potato Penny immediately starts seeing another woman on the side (Stranger Things's Shannon Purser), which both arouses Leonard, and causes him deep hurting. Meanwhile, Sheldmond, Raj, and Howard struggle to figure out what … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Relationship Opening”
The local police are flabbergasted as multiple cases of people waking up with their spleens missing go unsolved without an clues. When Chale becomes victim number ten, Kevin takes the case! As the police pursue a local black market organ harvesting ring, Kevin decides to investigate a mysterious footprint that leads him to an ancient … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “Kevin Cannibal Wait”
Hello comrades, it’s your old PAL Jesse “The Newsman” Ventura here again to SMASH your faces into the TURNBUCKLE of TRUTH. AS you may have noticed, I haven’t been AROUND much lately. No, GEORGE SOROS didn’t have me disappeared to a secret DEEP STATE detention center on an EXXON oil rig in international waters. He … Continue reading Breaking News: Teslas in… SPACE
As the Potato Penny finds herself being the “other woman” in an affair with LA Angels first baseman Albert Pujols, her ex-husband Leonard, too, finds himself in a forbidden love as he and his grad student do some passionate “research” in the lab at night. Meanwhile, Sheldmond and Amy have a frustrating time trying to … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Forbidden Fraternization”
When Kevin goes outside to grab the morning paper, he is greeted by Lou Ferrigno, who claims to be his neighbor. The two get to talking and Lou reveals that his sense of reality seems to have been warped ever since he went to a voodoo cult. Kevin then grabs the family dog formerly known … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “Kevin Keeps On Slippin'”
The Big Bang Gang™ meets up for brunch, they are shocked to discover something about their cloned friend Sheldmond—he is quickly becoming an old man. Amy argues that they should scrap the clone and print up a new one, while the Potato Penny argues that Sheldmond is perfect the way he is. While the friends … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Age Acceleration”
Young Sheldon tries to become one of the rebellious cool kids in an attempt to get in close with Becky Liebowicz. The ragtag pack of hooligans agree to allow Young Sheldon into their group only if he climbs the water tower and sprays some graffiti. When Young Sheldon gets up there, his pack of would-be-friends … Continue reading Young Sheldon, “All Along the Bazinga Tower”
After YouTube changed the creator revenue policy, the Potato Penny decides it’s time to shut down her channel, but not without doing her best VLOG yet! When writer’s block plagues her starchy brain, she starts to wonder about where her path will take her next. Meanwhile, Sheldmond and Amy go on their first date, and … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Genetically Modified Male Enhancement”
With Donna back home in the body of the family dog, Kevin decides to seek out some human companionship. Kendra tells Kevin about the dating app Tindr, where upon he discovers a date that he suspects to be the specter of Amelia Earhart.
An unfortunate accident at the anvil company leaves Donna dead, and the Gable family coming to grips with life without her. Chale and Kendra focus on the funeral arrangements while Kevin sets his sights on a local voodoo death cult that claims to know a way to bring Donna back from the dead.
Picking up at last season’s cliffhanger where Raj revealed that Cousin Leroy descended from the cosmos and abducted Leonard, the Big Bang Gang™ draws straws to determine who must go into orbit and retrieve their friend. When Sheldon draws the short straw, he finds that his journey into space is a bigger adventure than he … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Crossover Contamination”
It’s time for a team challenge! The producers forgot that they did one last week, but so did the octogenarian competitors, so it all worked out. This week’s challenge sees the Red Team™ take on the Blue Team™ in a Pizza Challenge® for a bunch of screaming children. Blue Team™ member Blanch loses her dentures … Continue reading MasterChef Senior, “Eatsa Pizza”
Welcome to this new feature. In today's crazy-a-go-go world, it can be easy to miss out on good TV during the weekend. Fret not! Coming Up Next... is here to highlight some good stuff that will be airing throughout the weekend. Enjoy! September 8-10 Friday Real Time with Bill Maher, HBO Bill Maher makes tired jokes … Continue reading Coming Up Next…
In the first team challenge of the season, the Red Team™ and the Blue Team™ must prepare a MasterChef®-quality meal for the local chapter of the Knights of Columbus. While Team Captain Mildred and the Red Team™ struggle getting their savory gelatin to set and stop murdering MasterChef® crew members, Team Captain Ancel and the … Continue reading MasterChef Senior, “Aqua Team Hunger Force”