Quest for the Apron, Pt. 2

~ Shelly Burger

The remaining octogenarians compete for the remaining 12 spots in the MasterChef kitchen. Today’s retirement home cooks must cook to the death in an assortment of challenges involving prunes, hard candy, and getting home in time to catch the Wheel.

Published by Shelly Burger

Using her undead powers of drag, Shelly Burger writes nonsense to ease your concerns as she works toward destroying all humans.

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