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My employers at ESPN are rumblin’, stumblin’, and bumblin’ with their announcement of massive layoffs. Included in the cut are Jay “Stick In My” Crawford, Ed “Mark My” Werder, Trent “Kosher” Dilfer, and the entire frozen tundra of the NHL department. During the Stanley Cup playoff season, no less! Whoop whoop! Swami sayz this is … Continue reading Breaking News w/Chris Berman: ESPN Announces Mass Layoffs
With his powers growing ever stronger, Howard convinces himself that he is not that of man, but rather a god. He forms a new religious cult, which Sheldon only joins when Howard insists that all incantations be recited in Klingon. When the Potato Penny joins the religion, Leonard follows suit in a desperate attempt to … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Cult Culture”
Kevin feels down in the dumps when he finds out that he wasn’t invited to the annual Policeman’s Ball. When Kendra sees Kevin moping around, she decides to cattle prod Chale until he asks Kevin to go fishing with him. As their sailboat gets stuck in the middle of the lake due to a lack … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “NYPD Blues”
The Potato Penny and Leonard’s failed couple’s therapy sessions have led the two to call it quits. Instead of using the government-sanctioned judicial system to dissolve their partnership, The Potato Penny takes Leonard to Judge Judy’s courtroom. Being that Judge Judy is 1/8th potato on her paternal grandmother’s side, Leonard fears the impartiality of the judgement. … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Matrimonial Bifurcation”
It’s a packed house at Enzo’s, and Kendra needs to grab a bite to eat during her lunch break. Understanding her plight, Enzo asks for volunteers to give up their table so that Kendra, his employee, can eat some pizza without being inconvenienced. When nobody volunteers, Enzo tasks Kevin to randomly select a patron to … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “United We Stand”
Amy tells Leonard that she may have stumbled upon a potential cure for Tubercellulosis—the genetic mutation that plagues the Potato Penny. When Leonard tells the Potato Penny the “great” news, she responds negatively, insisting that she doesn’t want a “cure” as there is nothing wrong with her current state. Sheldon, Raj, and Howard mistakenly go … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The STEM-Tuber Solution”
When the Potato Penny launches a vlog to spread the word on her rooted lifestyle, she didn’t expect to go viral! With an overnight audience of millions of people and vegetable-human hybrids, the Potato Penny struggles to come up with enough content to keep her fans satisfied. Meanwhile, Leonard fears that the Potato Penny might … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The You-Tuber Sensation”
It’s Open Mic Night at Enzo’s and after a little encouragement from Kendra, Kevin is trying his hand at stand up comedy. When the crowd is less than receptive to his bland material about the difference between generic-brand and name-brand canned cheese food, Kevin turns to insult comedy. His target? Kendra! The crowd erupts in … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “Stand-up and Be Counted”
After a fruitful trip to IKEA, the Big Bang Gang™ must now try to assemble Raj’s new TV stand. There’s just one problem: the directions are entirely in Swedish! Raj takes to the internet to quickly try to learn Swedish while Leonard and Sheldon argue over setting up the proper system to solve this furniture … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Furniture Assembly Code”
When Kevin and Sara head down to the basement to clear out some old boxes, Sara discovers Kevin’s old bass guitar in the corner. He picks it up and tells her about how he was in a band when he was younger, but gave it up when work consumed more and more of his life. … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “Rock ’n’ Roll Ain’t Noise, Politician!”
The new video game console is launching and Leonard, Raj, Howard, and the Sheldon hatch a scheme to get to the front of the line: they’ll intentionally drain the battery of Howard’s iron lung so that they can use his medical emergency in order to get to the front of the line to plug him … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Console Launch”
A routine trip to the piano store for Howard and Raj goes haywire when a piano falls from the fifth floor window and lands on Howard. Now fully paralyzed, Amy decides to loan Howard one of her lab monkeys to be used as a monkey butler. Howard and Melinda the Monkey’s bond grows to unhealthy … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Fear Experiment”
When Jack lets slip that Sara not only has a new boyfriend, but that her boyfriend is a nogoodnik from the south end of town, Kevin decides to use an old police tactic to set her on the right path: a “scared straight” demonstration. In order to avoid his cop friends finding out about Sara’s … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “Scared Crooked”
It’s a big celebration for the non-profit National Football League as the Atlanta Falcons take on the New England-style Patriots in the 100th Super Bowl! Watch as balls are footed and downs are touched in a quest to determine which team of atomic supermen will be crowned victors of this nationalized football event. A musician...
Amy freezes up when taking her annual Monkey Handler’s License exam, leading her to cheat off of Howard, who is seemingly taking the exam with relative ease. Raj struggles with a gambling addiction when Leonard introduces him to the Wide World of eSports. Meanwhile, Potato Penny finds herself strangely aroused by Werejock Sheldon under the … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Test Taker’s Dilemma”
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