When Jack lets slip that Sara not only has a new boyfriend, but that her boyfriend is a nogoodnik from the south end of town, Kevin decides to use an old police tactic to set her on the right path: a “scared straight” demonstration. In order to avoid his cop friends finding out about Sara’s recent drug possession, Kevin decides to recruit some actors from Craigslist and hold the demonstration in his home. After a couple of the actors leave Sara and her boyfriend Chip bored, Kevin asks the last faux criminal, Lyle Leibowicz (guest star Steve Buscemi) to really ramp it up. Unfortunately, he takes it too far and holds the whole family hostage at gunpoint. Meanwhile, Chale and Kendra struggle to put together a wedding registry.