Roseanne, “Heavy-Handed Horse-Pucky”

When an interracial lesbian couple moves in across the street, Roseanne turns into a literal pile of shit. She slurms her way over to their house to hurl insults at them while the laugh track encourages the TV-viewing audience at home to reward this repugnant behavior with laughter. Later, Dan surprises Roseanne by trading in … Continue reading Roseanne, “Heavy-Handed Horse-Pucky”

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Breaking News: Fox in the House of Mouse

Greetings comrades, Uncle Jesse “The NEWSMAN” Ventura here to set the record straight with my biceps of knowledge. It’s being reported THAT the Walt Disney corporation is buying up 21st Century Fox for over $52 billion DOLLARS. That’s more MONEY than I’ve earned at ALL my Wretlemanias put together! Some ARE speculating that DISNEY is … Continue reading Breaking News: Fox in the House of Mouse

Coming up next… (7/15-7/17)

September 15-17 Friday MTV Unplugged, MTV MTV dusts off another relic from its past: MTV Unplugged—the show where bands strip away the frills of electricity and deliver an intimate acoustic performance. Kicking off the latest reboot of the show is musical legend Skrillex. Watch and listen as he recreates his classics without the use of … Continue reading Coming up next… (7/15-7/17)

Breaking News w/Chris Berman: ESPN Announces Mass Layoffs

My employers at ESPN are rumblin’, stumblin’, and bumblin’ with their announcement of massive layoffs. Included in the cut are Jay “Stick In My” Crawford, Ed “Mark My” Werder, Trent “Kosher” Dilfer, and the entire frozen tundra of the NHL department. During the Stanley Cup playoff season, no less! Whoop whoop! Swami sayz this is … Continue reading Breaking News w/Chris Berman: ESPN Announces Mass Layoffs