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With Donna back home in the body of the family dog, Kevin decides to seek out some human companionship. Kendra tells Kevin about the dating app Tindr, where upon he discovers a date that he suspects to be the specter of Amelia Earhart.
The Big Bang Gang™ grows bored without Sheldon's bazingas, prompting Amy to grow a clone from her cooler full of Sheldon DNA samples. Amy and the Potato Penny teach the fresh clone Sheldmond how to act more like Sheldon, while Howard, Raj, and Leonard get stuck in an elevator.
The competition is down to the final 8 retirement home cooks after several contestants mysteriously went missing. In today’s challenge, the remaining retirees must cook a MasterChef-worthy dish from the mystery basket full of aged mystery meat. The bottom three then face an elimination challenge involving Cubano sandwiches made with fresh "pork".
Held captive by a shapeless being of pure energy, Sheldon is forced to watch and narrate his childhood. The story starts with the Young Sheldon and his family moving to a new town in Texas to escape his father’s rather unsavory past. Upon arriving at his new school, Young Sheldon’s genius prompts his principal to … Continue reading Young Sheldon, “Bazinga Begins”
An unfortunate accident at the anvil company leaves Donna dead, and the Gable family coming to grips with life without her. Chale and Kendra focus on the funeral arrangements while Kevin sets his sights on a local voodoo death cult that claims to know a way to bring Donna back from the dead.
Picking up at last season’s cliffhanger where Raj revealed that Cousin Leroy descended from the cosmos and abducted Leonard, the Big Bang Gang™ draws straws to determine who must go into orbit and retrieve their friend. When Sheldon draws the short straw, he finds that his journey into space is a bigger adventure than he … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Crossover Contamination”
It’s time for a team challenge! The producers forgot that they did one last week, but so did the octogenarian competitors, so it all worked out. This week’s challenge sees the Red Team™ take on the Blue Team™ in a Pizza Challenge® for a bunch of screaming children. Blue Team™ member Blanch loses her dentures … Continue reading MasterChef Senior, “Eatsa Pizza”
September 15-17 Friday MTV Unplugged, MTV MTV dusts off another relic from its past: MTV Unplugged—the show where bands strip away the frills of electricity and deliver an intimate acoustic performance. Kicking off the latest reboot of the show is musical legend Skrillex. Watch and listen as he recreates his classics without the use of … Continue reading Coming up next… (7/15-7/17)
Welcome to this new feature. In today's crazy-a-go-go world, it can be easy to miss out on good TV during the weekend. Fret not! Coming Up Next... is here to highlight some good stuff that will be airing throughout the weekend. Enjoy! September 8-10 Friday Real Time with Bill Maher, HBO Bill Maher makes tired jokes … Continue reading Coming Up Next…
In the first team challenge of the season, the Red Team™ and the Blue Team™ must prepare a MasterChef®-quality meal for the local chapter of the Knights of Columbus. While Team Captain Mildred and the Red Team™ struggle getting their savory gelatin to set and stop murdering MasterChef® crew members, Team Captain Ancel and the … Continue reading MasterChef Senior, “Aqua Team Hunger Force”
The Top 20™ retired chefs compete in their first mystery box challenge, which involves spicy ingredients such as salt and black pepper. Later, the contestants struggle when they try to duplicate one of Gordon Ramsay’s dishes while also playing a game of Bingo.
The remaining octogenarians compete for the remaining 12 spots in the MasterChef kitchen. Today's retirement home cooks must cook to the death in an assortment of challenges involving prunes, hard candy, and getting home in time to catch the Wheel.
Hello folks, Jesse "The Newsman” Ventura here bringing you the REAL news straight from the TURNbuckle of TRUTH. Reuters has reported that AUSTRALIA is planning on unLEASHING a series of shark deTECTing drones in an atteMPT to make its beaches safer for the children. These ROBOTS can supposedly DETECT sharks from not-sharks swimming around in … Continue reading Breaking News: Death from Above
In this series premiere, 20 octogenarians compete for 8 of the Top 20 spots in the MasterChef® Kitchen™ for a chance to win the MasterChef® Trophy™ and a year’s supply of batteries from the Duracell® corporation and hard candy from the Ferrara Candy Company®. Before they can get their white apron, these retirement home cooks … Continue reading MasterChef Senior, “Quest for the Apron, Pt. 1”
Hello again MAGGOTS, it’s your ol’ PAL Jesse “The Newsman” Ventura here break some NEWS into your body. United States scientists have successfully MODIFIED the DNA of a VIAble human embryo using some thing called CRISPR. No folks, that ain’t no dating APP for fans of George Hamilton. No, it’s SOMEthing FAR more nefarious. While … Continue reading Breaking News: The Atomic Supermen
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