Young Sheldon, “All Along the Bazinga Tower”

Young Sheldon tries to become one of the rebellious cool kids in an attempt to get in close with Becky Liebowicz. The ragtag pack of hooligans agree to allow Young Sheldon into their group only if he climbs the water tower and sprays some graffiti. When Young Sheldon gets up there, his pack of would-be-friends … Continue reading Young Sheldon, “All Along the Bazinga Tower”

Young Sheldon, “The Birds and the Bazingas”

As health class begins its unit in sexual education, Young Sheldon discovers that there is a lot he doesn’t know about his body. An older classmate shows him some Playboy magazines, then shoves them in Young Sheldon’s briefcase when the Vice Principal walks by. Young Sheldon must now find a way to conceal and dispose … Continue reading Young Sheldon, “The Birds and the Bazingas”

Big Bang Theory, “The Friend Regeneration”

The Big Bang Gang™ grows bored without Sheldon's bazingas, prompting Amy to grow a clone from her cooler full of Sheldon DNA samples. Amy and the Potato Penny teach the fresh clone Sheldmond how to act more like Sheldon, while Howard, Raj, and Leonard get stuck in an elevator.

MasterChef Senior, “Meat the Press”

The competition is down to the final 8 retirement home cooks after several contestants mysteriously went missing. In today’s challenge, the remaining retirees must cook a MasterChef-worthy dish from the mystery basket full of aged mystery meat. The bottom three then face an elimination challenge involving Cubano sandwiches made with fresh "pork".

Young Sheldon, “Bazinga Begins”

Held captive by a shapeless being of pure energy, Sheldon is forced to watch and narrate his childhood. The story starts with the Young Sheldon and his family moving to a new town in Texas to escape his father’s rather unsavory past. Upon arriving at his new school, Young Sheldon’s genius prompts his principal to … Continue reading Young Sheldon, “Bazinga Begins”

Big Bang Theory, “The Crossover Contamination”

Picking up at last season’s cliffhanger where Raj revealed that Cousin Leroy descended from the cosmos and abducted Leonard, the Big Bang Gang™ draws straws to determine who must go into orbit and retrieve their friend. When Sheldon draws the short straw, he finds that his journey into space is a bigger adventure than he … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Crossover Contamination”

MasterChef Senior, “Aqua Team Hunger Force”

In the first team challenge of the season, the Red Team™ and the Blue Team™ must prepare a MasterChef®-quality meal for the local chapter of the Knights of Columbus. While Team Captain Mildred and the Red Team™ struggle getting their savory gelatin to set and stop murdering MasterChef® crew members, Team Captain Ancel and the … Continue reading MasterChef Senior, “Aqua Team Hunger Force”

MasterChef Senior, “Quest for the Apron, Pt. 1”

In this series premiere, 20 octogenarians compete for 8 of the Top 20 spots in the MasterChef® Kitchen™ for a chance to win the MasterChef® Trophy™ and a year’s supply of batteries from the Duracell® corporation and hard candy from the Ferrara Candy Company®. Before they can get their white apron, these retirement home cooks … Continue reading MasterChef Senior, “Quest for the Apron, Pt. 1”

Breaking News: The Atomic Supermen

Hello again MAGGOTS, it’s your ol’ PAL Jesse “The Newsman” Ventura here break some NEWS into your body. United States scientists have successfully MODIFIED the DNA of a VIAble human embryo using some thing called CRISPR. No folks, that ain’t no dating APP for fans of George Hamilton. No, it’s SOMEthing FAR more nefarious. While … Continue reading Breaking News: The Atomic Supermen

REWIND: Kevin Can Wait, “Go Ask Sara”

Kevin has the guys over for the Super Bowl when he discovers something in the couch cushion: a bag of marijuana drugs. The hunt is now on to find the culprit. He begins by testing each of his friends until he can clear them as suspects. Chale is tied to a chair when the mob … Continue reading REWIND: Kevin Can Wait, “Go Ask Sara”

REWIND: Big Bang Theory, “The Conspiracy Theory of Thermodynamics”

[Bing Bang Boom will be taking the week off while I finish packing and moving into a new house. Please enjoy these classic episodes in the meantime. Who knows, they may be relevant to what's coming up next week...] The government is after Raj again now that he inadvertently revealed to the gang and the … Continue reading REWIND: Big Bang Theory, “The Conspiracy Theory of Thermodynamics”

Kevin Can Wait, “The Fart of the Deal”

The family is all gathered in the assembly hall to watch Sara read her poem in front of the whole school. Just as she steps up to the microphone, Kevin accidentally lets out a huge fart causing the crowd to erupt in stench-soaked laughter. Sara rips up her poem and runs home crying. No longer … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “The Fart of the Deal”