Your guide to fake TV!
Leonard needs to go on a road trip out to the country to pick up some supplies for his secret new business, but is afraid to go alone, so he enlists the help of Raj, Sheldon, and Howard. With the gaggle of nerds piled into the RV, they head out to the country. Sheldon refuses … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Malice Destruction”
Hello FOLKS, this is Jesse “The Newsman” Ventura bringing you nothing but the REAL news, not that fake CRAP delivered to you by none other than the Rothschilds themselves. Our brother Chris Berman is TAKING some TIME off while he copes with a personal TRAGEDY. I believe THAT was a political hit by the DNC … Continue reading Breaking News w/Jesse “The Newsman” Ventura: #covfefe
Kevin has a moral dilemma as he inherits a million dollars from his long lost uncle’s estate. Kendra tries to convince Kevin to open a new not-for-profit and to name Chale as its CEO. Donna wants Kevin to buy a mansion. Kevin seeks the advice of his uncle’s ghost to figure out what to do. Dan Akroyd … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “Mo Money, Mo Kevin”
Sheldon and Amy ponder the future of their relationship when Sheldon’s mother Mary (Laurie Metcalf) shows up uninvited with a surprise guest: her new husband! Meanwhile, Leonard’s downward spiral into a deep depression leads to him buying the RV from Breaking Bad. John Goodman guest stars as Mary’s new husband Dan.
The family is all gathered in the assembly hall to watch Sara read her poem in front of the whole school. Just as she steps up to the microphone, Kevin accidentally lets out a huge fart causing the crowd to erupt in stench-soaked laughter. Sara rips up her poem and runs home crying. No longer … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “The Fart of the Deal”
Look out folks, this one is a doozy! HuffPost is reporting that a jury has convicted Desiree “Let’s Go to the” Fairooz for laughing during the Jeff “Studio” Sessions's confirmation hearing when it was said that Sessions treats people equally and fairly, even if they aren’t racially white. Whoop whoop! Not sure why they’ve asked … Continue reading Breaking News w/Chris Berman: Jury Convicts Woman for Laughing at Jeff Sessions
My employers at ESPN are rumblin’, stumblin’, and bumblin’ with their announcement of massive layoffs. Included in the cut are Jay “Stick In My” Crawford, Ed “Mark My” Werder, Trent “Kosher” Dilfer, and the entire frozen tundra of the NHL department. During the Stanley Cup playoff season, no less! Whoop whoop! Swami sayz this is … Continue reading Breaking News w/Chris Berman: ESPN Announces Mass Layoffs
With his powers growing ever stronger, Howard convinces himself that he is not that of man, but rather a god. He forms a new religious cult, which Sheldon only joins when Howard insists that all incantations be recited in Klingon. When the Potato Penny joins the religion, Leonard follows suit in a desperate attempt to … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Cult Culture”
Kevin feels down in the dumps when he finds out that he wasn’t invited to the annual Policeman’s Ball. When Kendra sees Kevin moping around, she decides to cattle prod Chale until he asks Kevin to go fishing with him. As their sailboat gets stuck in the middle of the lake due to a lack … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “NYPD Blues”
The Potato Penny and Leonard’s failed couple’s therapy sessions have led the two to call it quits. Instead of using the government-sanctioned judicial system to dissolve their partnership, The Potato Penny takes Leonard to Judge Judy’s courtroom. Being that Judge Judy is 1/8th potato on her paternal grandmother’s side, Leonard fears the impartiality of the judgement. … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Matrimonial Bifurcation”
It’s a packed house at Enzo’s, and Kendra needs to grab a bite to eat during her lunch break. Understanding her plight, Enzo asks for volunteers to give up their table so that Kendra, his employee, can eat some pizza without being inconvenienced. When nobody volunteers, Enzo tasks Kevin to randomly select a patron to … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “United We Stand”
Amy tells Leonard that she may have stumbled upon a potential cure for Tubercellulosis—the genetic mutation that plagues the Potato Penny. When Leonard tells the Potato Penny the “great” news, she responds negatively, insisting that she doesn’t want a “cure” as there is nothing wrong with her current state. Sheldon, Raj, and Howard mistakenly go … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The STEM-Tuber Solution”
When the Potato Penny launches a vlog to spread the word on her rooted lifestyle, she didn’t expect to go viral! With an overnight audience of millions of people and vegetable-human hybrids, the Potato Penny struggles to come up with enough content to keep her fans satisfied. Meanwhile, Leonard fears that the Potato Penny might … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The You-Tuber Sensation”
It’s Open Mic Night at Enzo’s and after a little encouragement from Kendra, Kevin is trying his hand at stand up comedy. When the crowd is less than receptive to his bland material about the difference between generic-brand and name-brand canned cheese food, Kevin turns to insult comedy. His target? Kendra! The crowd erupts in … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “Stand-up and Be Counted”
After a fruitful trip to IKEA, the Big Bang Gang™ must now try to assemble Raj’s new TV stand. There’s just one problem: the directions are entirely in Swedish! Raj takes to the internet to quickly try to learn Swedish while Leonard and Sheldon argue over setting up the proper system to solve this furniture … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Furniture Assembly Code”
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