MasterChef Senior, “Blood to Walk, Blood to Sear”

~ Shelly Burger

The competition heats up as the Top 6™ retirement home cooks have only 10 minutes to make as many blood sausages as possible. The winner of the challenge then chooses teams for the tag-team challenge where our octogenarians take turns making a MasterChef™-quality dish using fresh “cow” blood, but with a twist: none of these contestants are allowed to use their walkers!

Published by Shelly Burger

Using her undead powers of drag, Shelly Burger writes nonsense to ease your concerns as she works toward destroying all humans.

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