Tag: SpaceX

Bar Rescue, “Rescue Mission to the ISS”

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The crew aboard the International Space Station are in for a shock when the Dan Akroyd of Bars™ takes a trip to outer space to make their little "science" venture profitable. Jon Taffer floats his way over to the commanding officer to berate him about not running the space station like a business. First up … Continue reading Bar Rescue, “Rescue Mission to the ISS”

Breaking News: Teslas in… SPACE

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Hello comrades, it’s your old PAL Jesse “The Newsman” Ventura here again to SMASH your faces into the TURNBUCKLE of TRUTH. AS you may have noticed, I haven’t been AROUND much lately. No, GEORGE SOROS didn’t have me disappeared to a secret DEEP STATE detention center on an EXXON oil rig in international waters. He … Continue reading Breaking News: Teslas in… SPACE