Bar Rescue, “Rescue Mission to the ISS”

The crew aboard the International Space Station are in for a shock when the Dan Akroyd of Bars™ takes a trip to outer space to make their little "science" venture profitable. Jon Taffer floats his way over to the commanding officer to berate him about not running the space station like a business. First up … Continue reading Bar Rescue, “Rescue Mission to the ISS”

Big Bang Theory, “The Crossover Contamination”

Picking up at last season’s cliffhanger where Raj revealed that Cousin Leroy descended from the cosmos and abducted Leonard, the Big Bang Gang™ draws straws to determine who must go into orbit and retrieve their friend. When Sheldon draws the short straw, he finds that his journey into space is a bigger adventure than he … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Crossover Contamination”

Breaking News: Vladimir Putin and Sandwich Balloons

Hello FOLKS, Jesse "The Newsman" Ventura HERE. As you may have HEARD, I have taken up a job at RT. Let me ADDRESS your concerns here before I get to today’s news. First of all, just because I WORK for a Russian propaganda network, that doesn’t mean I am a STOOGE of VLADimir PUTIN. I … Continue reading Breaking News: Vladimir Putin and Sandwich Balloons