Hello FOLKS, Jesse “The Newsman” Ventura here to crush your brainwashed minds with my MIGHTY THIGHS of truth. While you were PROBably busy stuffing GMO giblets into the desecrated ORIFICES of your antiBIOTIC-injected holiday turkeys, I was busy researching our IMMINENT doom. It used-ta be that on the Friday AFTER Thanksgiving, sovereign AMERICAN CITIZENS would … Continue reading Breaking News: Cybernetic Monday