Big Bang Theory, “The Cold-Pressed Transplantation”

Howard is back together with his recently resurrected wife, and things are going great...until he accidentally crushes his genitals in her new Juicio™ juice pressing machine. Luckily for Howard, his upper middle class white privilege put him at the top of the genital transplant recipient list. When he notices that the penis he chose from … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Cold-Pressed Transplantation”

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Big Bang Theory, “The Herd Separation”

When the Big Bang Gang™ attends the midnight release of the new Star Wars® movie, the group is split on how to feel about it. Leonard and Howard both say it was the worst movie ever made, whereas Raj and Amy counter their opinion by saying that it was the best movie ever made. Sheldmond—the … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Herd Separation”

Big Bang Theory, “The Forbidden Fraternization”

As the Potato Penny finds herself being the “other woman” in an affair with LA Angels first baseman Albert Pujols, her ex-husband Leonard, too, finds himself in a forbidden love as he and his grad student do some passionate “research” in the lab at night. Meanwhile, Sheldmond and Amy have a frustrating time trying to … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Forbidden Fraternization”

Big Bang Theory, “The Genetically Modified Male Enhancement”

After YouTube changed the creator revenue policy, the Potato Penny decides it’s time to shut down her channel, but not without doing her best VLOG yet! When writer’s block plagues her starchy brain, she starts to wonder about where her path will take her next. Meanwhile, Sheldmond and Amy go on their first date, and … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Genetically Modified Male Enhancement”

Big Bang Theory, “The Crossover Contamination”

Picking up at last season’s cliffhanger where Raj revealed that Cousin Leroy descended from the cosmos and abducted Leonard, the Big Bang Gang™ draws straws to determine who must go into orbit and retrieve their friend. When Sheldon draws the short straw, he finds that his journey into space is a bigger adventure than he … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Crossover Contamination”

REWIND: Big Bang Theory, “The Conspiracy Theory of Thermodynamics”

[Bing Bang Boom will be taking the week off while I finish packing and moving into a new house. Please enjoy these classic episodes in the meantime. Who knows, they may be relevant to what's coming up next week...] The government is after Raj again now that he inadvertently revealed to the gang and the … Continue reading REWIND: Big Bang Theory, “The Conspiracy Theory of Thermodynamics”

Big Bang Theory, “The Memetic Marketization”

When Raj’s new internet meme makes a big splash on Reddigg, he enlists the help of the Potato Penny to monetize it through merchandising. The Big Bang Gang™ wears Raj and Penny’s meme shirts to the March for Science as a marketing opportunity, but discover that a group of alt-right anti-protestors has adopted the meme. … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Memetic Marketization”

Big Bang Theory, “The Cult Culture”

With his powers growing ever stronger, Howard convinces himself that he is not that of man, but rather a god. He forms a new religious cult, which Sheldon only joins when Howard insists that all incantations be recited in Klingon. When the Potato Penny joins the religion, Leonard follows suit in a desperate attempt to … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Cult Culture”

Big Bang Theory, “The Matrimonial Bifurcation”

The Potato Penny and Leonard’s failed couple’s therapy sessions have led the two to call it quits. Instead of using the government-sanctioned judicial system to dissolve their partnership, The Potato Penny takes Leonard to Judge Judy’s courtroom. Being that Judge Judy is 1/8th potato on her paternal grandmother’s side, Leonard fears the impartiality of the judgement. … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Matrimonial Bifurcation”

Big Bang Theory, “The STEM-Tuber Solution”

Amy tells Leonard that she may have stumbled upon a potential cure for Tubercellulosis—the genetic mutation that plagues the Potato Penny. When Leonard tells the Potato Penny the “great” news, she responds negatively, insisting that she doesn’t want a “cure” as there is nothing wrong with her current state. Sheldon, Raj, and Howard mistakenly go … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The STEM-Tuber Solution”

Big Bang Theory, “The You-Tuber Sensation”

When the Potato Penny launches a vlog to spread the word on her rooted lifestyle, she didn’t expect to go viral! With an overnight audience of millions of people and vegetable-human hybrids, the Potato Penny struggles to come up with enough content to keep her fans satisfied. Meanwhile, Leonard fears that the Potato Penny might … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The You-Tuber Sensation”