What do you get when Chris Columbus writes a film adaptation of a John Grisham comedy starring Tim Allen, Jamie Lee Curtis, Dan Akroyd and that kid who played Dewey on Malcolm in the Middle? If you guessed Christmas with the Kranks, you would be wrong. The correct answer was a complete and utter disaster. … Continue reading Bing Bang Review: Christmas with the Kranks
With the Gable children completely wiped from existence, Kevin decides to call upon help from the only man-spirit who could possibly help track down his kids: Santa Claus (Jim Belushi)! When Santa arrives, the two discover that whatever is causing Kevin’s reality to warp has also summoned an unwelcome guest—The Krampus.
Jon Taffer takes his knowledge of the restaurant and bar industry and sets his sights on Santa’s workshop. After witnessing on the hidden cameras Elves overstuffing the teddy bears, drinking on company time, and outputting toys at a slow rate, Taffer leaves his blacked-out snow mobile and heads in. He yells at Santa for his … Continue reading Holiday Rescue
Guy Fieri escapes from his confinement in the Black Lodge to break into people’s houses at night and give them a taste of Santa—Flavortown-style! Guy breaks into a split-level in Branson, MO where the Douglas family baked up some gingerbread cookies that put the shama lama in ding dong. Then Guy rides the gravy train … Continue reading Guy Fieri’s Ho, Ho, Hoedown