In this series premiere, 20 octogenarians compete for 8 of the Top 20 spots in the MasterChef® Kitchen™ for a chance to win the MasterChef® Trophy™ and a year’s supply of batteries from the Duracell® corporation and hard candy from the Ferrara Candy Company®. Before they can get their white apron, these retirement home cooks … Continue reading MasterChef Senior, “Quest for the Apron, Pt. 1”
Hello again MAGGOTS, it’s your ol’ PAL Jesse “The Newsman” Ventura here break some NEWS into your body. United States scientists have successfully MODIFIED the DNA of a VIAble human embryo using some thing called CRISPR. No folks, that ain’t no dating APP for fans of George Hamilton. No, it’s SOMEthing FAR more nefarious. While … Continue reading Breaking News: The Atomic Supermen
Hello folks, Jesse “The Newsman” Ventura here to PILE drive some news into your weak little minds. A company in WISCONSIN has announced that its employees will have an “option” to receive an RFID IMPLANT between their index finger and thumb. According to Three Square MARKET, the company in question, the CHIPS will offer employees … Continue reading Breaking News: Invasion of the Cybermen
Hello COMRADES, it’s Jesse “The Newsman” Ventura here again to DELIVER you the latest HARD HITTING news. On Sunday July 2, Donald Trump, the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, retweeted a video of him wrestling the CNN in a no-holds-barred fight. First of ALL, if THIS video were real—which I’ll get to inna MINUTE—it would … Continue reading Breaking News: Trump Wrestles CNN?
Hello FOLKS, Jesse "The Newsman" Ventura HERE. As you may have HEARD, I have taken up a job at RT. Let me ADDRESS your concerns here before I get to today’s news. First of all, just because I WORK for a Russian propaganda network, that doesn’t mean I am a STOOGE of VLADimir PUTIN. I … Continue reading Breaking News: Vladimir Putin and Sandwich Balloons
Kevin and his new clients Raj and Sheldon go out to the desert and catch a glimpse of the mysterious figure who captured Leonard. When Kevin notices Raj’s strange reaction to seeing the figure’s face, his investigation changes its focus to Raj’s recent past. Meanwhile back home, Jack investigates Chale’s gambling habits.
Leonard and Sheldon go to the desert for a “business” deal when they encounter a mysterious being with a familiar face (played by guest star Jaleel White). When the being grabs Leonard and disappears, Sheldon rushes home to tell the rest of the Big Bang Gang™. After a failed attempt to locate their friend, they … Continue reading Big Bang Theory, “The Kevin Xenogamy”
Kevin has the guys over for the Super Bowl when he discovers something in the couch cushion: a bag of marijuana drugs. The hunt is now on to find the culprit. He begins by testing each of his friends until he can clear them as suspects. Chale is tied to a chair when the mob … Continue reading REWIND: Kevin Can Wait, “Go Ask Sara”
[Bing Bang Boom will be taking the week off while I finish packing and moving into a new house. Please enjoy these classic episodes in the meantime. Who knows, they may be relevant to what's coming up next week...] The government is after Raj again now that he inadvertently revealed to the gang and the … Continue reading REWIND: Big Bang Theory, “The Conspiracy Theory of Thermodynamics”
Having spent all of his inheritance on a new state-of-the-art surveillance drone, Kevin has decided to dedicate his free time to vigilante justice by opening up his own detective agency. Things take a turn to the strange when his drone is intercepted by what appears to be an alien. Kevin shows the video footage to … Continue reading Kevin Can Wait, “Kevin, the Night Stalker”